There are many roads in Albion. Some are marked on maps. Some are remembered by old scouts who swear they know a shortcut, then somehow arrive three zones away with a story, a limp,…
Now gather in, you glorious old relics. Aye, you there, with the pint. Stop pretending you were “just scouting.” We all know what that means. And you, cleric, sit closer to the fire. You’ve…
Guildmaster of PrimEvil, speed-song in his lungs and a dagger in the dark Berthold has spent twenty-odd years proving that the most dangerous thing on the frontier is a Minstrel who's bored. Berthold is…
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Overheard at the bar — Solitare, Scout
PrimEvil is about stealth zerges. If they can see us, they can kill us. If they cannot, we can run away. Fook, I just one-shot a hibby with my uber scout.
— circa 2003 · still accurate
